Fuck. Today.

September 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm 2 comments

i’m getting a cold. It’s not a terrible one, but it’s enough to make things a little unpleasant and throw things a bit out of whack. Add to that that I’m crashing off my meds because the state was supposed to tell me about insurance by now, but hasn’t bothered (I went off the insurance from Four Seasons since i’m only a part-time employee there now). Of course the Little Dude doesn’t want to sleep, preferring the excitig past time of screaming uncontrollably. So, I’ve spent the last hour wanting to die with a screaming baby attached to my ear.

Oh yeah, I made tzimmes with beef, butternut squash and prunes on Saturday. Oh life is wonderful today for my Rosh Hashanah party. it was actually really fun! I had all these prunes left over, so I put them on my cereal this morning. BIG MISTAKE. I will be paying for that all morning at least! I am so over today.

Life is good. WHAT THE FUCK is this phenomenon, anyway? I see those little slogans that say “life is good” all over SUVs and college students. Ah, I see. it’s a local company that sells basically, stuff that says dumb stuff. Great. Sorry, I’ve gotten the urge to scoop people’s eyeballs out with sporks every time I see one of those shirts. I guess life is good if you’re a bland bourgeois 20-something for whom inane slogans can sum up your meaningless life.

Anyway, fuck today. I am so not in the mood to deal with reality.

here are some baby animals in case that will cheer me up:

awww widdwe baby lemur? The post says it’s a wombat, but it doesn’t much look like one…

Here’s a baby wombat

fruit bats!
Aww, baby fruit bats are adorable. This may be working!

Aww, prosimians are so cute (not actually a baby but still)!

What’s more adorable than a little 3-toed sloth?

I’m hoping this will get me in the mood to find baby humans more adorable today, because I’m having a bit of a tough time on that!


Entry filed under: 9 to 5, psycho!, whine.

The Lesson is… so…

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. projectabsurd  |  September 30, 2009 at 1:57 am

    Did you notice you got sick 4-5 days after the dropped bread experience? I’m just sayin… YIKES! :O/

  • 2. Kelly  |  October 4, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Sorry if this still posts as Project Absurd. It was supposed to be just me. Weird.


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