Having a president who’s not a retard is awesome!
Sure President Obama has his faults (liking clean coal, offshore drilling etc.), but come on. The dude is smart, articulate, and FUNNY. This is hilarious:
So maybe he didn’t write all the jokes himself. At least he has some comic timing and can laugh at himself!
After Dubya, it’s awesome to have a prez who doesn’t make you want to cringe every time you hear him speak!
On a side note, I think it’s kind of funny that the head of the United States Justice Foundation is named Gary Kreep? I would totally change my name if it were Kreep. The main reporter for this site’s last name is Unruh, which, minus a final -e, means “unrest, disquiet; agitation” in German.
Anyway, These people maintain that even though the Obama health care bill doesn’t say anything specifically about implanting microchips in all US citizens’ brains, the government will anyway. That’s probably why they want to crack down on illegal immigrants– they are jealous that they will be the only ones with free thought!
Entry filed under: current events.